Scientists have proof that God smokes grass

A team of North American scientists have discovered compelling evidence that God smokes grass. They presented the data at a press conference in Mexico City attended by the worlds leading journalists. Their central argument hinges around the discovery of a smiley-faced amphibious albino salamander species that the scientists have named "Axolotl". The name, they said, is apt for such a ridiculous creature.

"The existence of the Axolotl is clear proof that evolution is baloney. There is no way nature can arrive at this animal without external intervention" said Dr. Richard "Cheech" Marin. "It means that God must have made the creature. Intelligent Design is also obviously not applicable here. The Axolotl shows no signs of any logical design. This proves beyond any reasonable doubt that God smoked grass and dreamed up the creature in a state of drug induced haze."

His colleague Dr. Tommy Chong had this to say "The Axolotl remains in larval state all its life, can breathe using four types of respiration - gills, skin, mouth and lungs, it can regenerate lost limbs, it can be turned into a salamander by injecting it with Harmones", he continued, "the clincher is that they come with built-in laurel wreaths. This can be explained only by a stoned God".

Scientists have supplied further proof with data about other ridiculous animals like this guy and these whacked out guys.