NO.

No, UCANNOTHASCHEEZBURGER. You are fat. You are lazy. Go eat a salad sumo kitty. Better yet, go run around, catch a mouse and lose some weight. No, actually, go develop some language skills first kitty, you need that more than you need food. You think I'll do anything you say because you are fluffy and chubby and furry, with your cute widdle mouth open...think again, you gigantic fluff mountain.

Err...where did you want me to get the cheezburger from again? White Castle? Would you like a box?